The Brunch is a series of products that make our lives a bit more interesting.
A bread slicing tool that helps to slice precise pieces or bread. I remember seeing one in a kitchen a long long time ago. It made slicing bread faster and safer, good for those who are bad with knives.
Measure how much milk and sugar is in your coffee
Helps you align the cutlery perfectly
This teapot records from which height you’ve been pouring tea. Utterly useless information but fun to know.
The most brilliant piece of all the toaster that shoots out your toast. You can set the angle and force so the toast would land exactly on your plate or someone else’s plate. Not sure if it can shoot a toast across the room but that would certainly be cool.
the last pic is photoshopped, the switch isnt popped
Are these just concepts?
I hate fucking concept pictures. You do realize that none (possibly besides the bread slicer) of these products exist, and that they never will? That is not funny, that is “oh, look at these imaginary pictures of everyday items that are only interesting to philosophical product designers without an actual life”.
Sincerely, keep this shit off the internet.
And I am thankful to the Stumbleupon gods for giving me the possibility to block your website completely, so I never have to stumble on this place again.
I agree with Frank totally.
1)Hi frank, your a dick.
1a) Where does it say they are concepts?
1b) Oh wait – it doesn’t. fuck off frank.
2) toaster and teaspoon are sweet.
3) might be best to name your sources in future posts, you know, to avoid frank. maybe where we might look for these items if were interested in purchasing them.
cheer up Frank – I thought it was quite good…
oh and btw – Im not sure they’re Gods at stumbleupon – I think they’re just programmers…
wow frank, you my friend are a prick, who cares that they are concept pictures? its like hearing about a football game and getting excited about it, doesnt mean its going to happen, but its possible.
seriously keep your piss poor attitude off the internet, and im thankful that i dont believe in stumbleupon as a god.
and why would you even stumble on a place twice =/? ive NEVER had that happen, and as far as im aware of you cant block a website on stumbleupon
also the only thing that ISNT likely to be made is the toaster, the rest isnt that hard……
ROFL at Frank.
Wow, poor Frank really needs some love in his life. Maybe then he wouldn’t be so negative.
Obviously these objects are real. Someone is holding them.
Stumbleupon dur dur dur
Is there a device that takes the stick out of someone’s ass?
Cuz ol’ Frank could use one.
Calm down Frank!
Unfortunately Frank doesn’t realise that lots of the everyday objects we use today are based on concepts that were never made but which led to the development of things we take for granted now. Luckily for the human race not everyone has as little imagination as you. Please don’t keep “this shit” off the internet.
this stuff may be useless, but that toaster OWNS, i’d buy it….and when i’m not using it to make show off my toast making skills, i’d be launching toast at unsuspecting victims….XD
During my busy career as a designer, there are times when I’ve got fuck all for the trainee to do.
What do we do? That’s right! Get him to design some pointless crap that never gets finished.
A toaster that shoots toast across the room? I hope you like eating toast off’f the floor lads. The only thing that these ‘concepts could be used for is as style samples, their functionality is pointless.
They’ve been designed by someone with far too much time on their hands. But atleast it gives me an idea for something for the trainee to do!
‘Design a jet propelled toaster’
‘What for?’ says he.
‘I’ve always wanted to take down helicopters with toast, jump to it!’
Come back to bed, Frank honey. Blow the lamp off first, will ya?
Apparently Frank hasnt had his Morning Meds
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